I am so sorry that I have been too busy to blog. A girl has to work ya know. My family depends on me for their food and shelter. It’s not like the ol’ man is bringing home the bacon. Just kidding, Guy! LOL. My new album is in the process of being manufactured right this minute. I asked for security to guard the facilities. I also asked them to videotape people as they work and they are to be inspected before leaving. If this new album leaks, it will not be because I didn’t try!
I am so exhausted. It’s hard working and being a mama! There I go again quoting Britney’s Blackout album. I have been loving that one. I workout to it all the time!
I want to personally thank all of you for purchasing the new single “4 Minutes.” You can purchase all of the remixes tomorrow on various online shops. Please buy all of them. Make mama number one!
My new album “Hard Candy” will feature a song called “Spanish Lessons.” It was inspired by this crazy dance! You will love it! Thanks to all of you who contributed possible album titles. I actually came up with the title by reading your comments! You are da bomb!
I am having the worst nightmare trying to name my new album. I have suggested so many titles and each time I ask opinions, nobody likes the title. I haven’t had this much difficulty naming an album since “I’m Breathless.” Please suggest a title in the comments. I have to come up with a title within 4 weeks! It’s an emergency!
Today’s world premiere was hailed as the hottest ticket in town, but many people at the Berlin Film Festival were expecting Madonna’s directorial debut to fail spectacularly. Yet her new career got off to a surprisingly auspicious start without exactly convincing anyone that she should give up her old job.
Filth and Wisdom, a sprawling comedy, is a celebration of London’s ethnic stew, and stars Eugene Hutz as a Ukrainian gypsy with an intensely annoying habit of looking the camera in the eye and spouting gobbets of wisdom that have as much relevance to real life as Chinese fortune cookies. Hutz’s hero, Andriy, shares a dilapidated house with a collection of similarly unlikely characters. Vicky McClure’s Juliette works in a chemist shop and steals medicine for African orphans. Holly Weston is a ballerina (also named Holly) and a pole dancer at Beechman’s Exotic Gentleman’s Club. Richard E. Grant is Flynn, a blind professor with a shock of grey hair and rooms crammed with unread books.
I know you’re so tired of waiting and anticipating; however, in reality waiting is not only the hardest thing. It is also an important part of pleasure. Waiting for something can make it so much more enjoyable. NOT! Seriously, I just wanted to let you know that the single has been prepared for shipment to radio! It is going to be just a little while longer before you hear it. I have approved all of the remixes personally and you are going to have so much fun dancing to them soon.
I have been so busy with saving the world and preparing the album release. I think making the music is actually as difficult as saving the world. Isn’t life complex and wonderful!
You should see the chaos outside. I’m so busy working on the new video and there are literally photographers all over the place! They have been offered thousands of dollars to get the first photo from the shoot. I can assure you that is not going to happen. I am asking for all cell phones to be confiscated and checked for images before anyone leaves the studio! They won’t get that shot. Trust me!
If you see any illegal images, please report them!
