That’s What Friends Are For

This may sound corny, but I don’t care. I don’t know what I’d do without my friend Gwyneth. She has been there for me through all of this latest scandal surrounding me. I was so happy to see her in New York. She’s been helping me in so many ways. We were just just joking [...]

It’s All An Illusion

This is amazing. Look at this up close and then walk away from the computer about 15 feet and look again. It’s all an illusion. There’s too much confusion!

The Queen’s English: At Her Majesty’s Pleasure

At Her Majesty’s Pleasure: The term is used to describe detainment in prison for an indefinite length of time. A judge may rule that a person be “detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure” for serious offences. Guy uses this phrase all the time. When the children ask when they can leave the table, he says, “At her majesty’s [...]

Please Do NOT Buy This Book!

A true fan would never buy this book. I’m sure my brother will use the money to purchase drugs. If you buy it, you’ll be hurting me and my family at the same time. Whatever you do, please do NOT buy this book!

Give It To Me

I have to admit that performing “Give it to Me” is a nightmare. The lyrics are “don’t need to catch my breath!” However, each time I get to that part I am gasping for air! The choreography is so intense that I am completely out of breath like Amy Winehouse leaving a crack house! Last [...]

Sticky and “Sweat”

I am so exhausted. I have been rehearsing over and over. I know I’m still youthful looking, but I am starting to feel the effects of time on my body. If I have to sing “Borderline” one more time! I know you guys love that song and would like to hear it in the tour, [...]

Shhh…Don’t Tell Guy I’m Blogging

Gwyneth’s husband Chris was bragging that his new album is selling better than “Hard Candy.” I explained to him that his profits must be split between all the members of Coldplay. In order to compete with me he must go solo and appear in his next video wearing a leotard! He’s so nerdy sometimes I [...]

Rumours About My Life

Hi everyone. Thanks for all of your support. I have been too busy to blog lately with all the tour preparations and videos and parenting and the list goes on and on and on! I’m just so busy. However, there is something I have to get off my chest. My marriage is going great. I [...]